ST. PETER

I explained to St. Peter that I'd rather stay here
Outside the pearly gate.
I won't be a nuisance, I won't even meow.
I'll be very patient and wait.
I'll be here, chewing on some celestial catnip
No matter how long you may be.
I'd miss you so much if I went in alone
It wouldn't be heaven for me.

-Author Unknown-